Don’t let your “one big purchase” at BJ’s be electronics. I did, and the TV was pretty obviously a return/factory-second/refurb without disclosing that to the customer.

We had one that grew up with another family that had dogs. If she heard a car door, she’d give a tiny growl before jumping up to the window to identify the visitor. 😂

Well, I got the cannon, you got the ball

C’mon everybody, let’s get, LIT

Better than that, it’s the “Bong Recreation Area”. I searched it and one of the suggestions was “bong repair near me”.

So, the cake is a lie?

Offtopic: I spent a long time figuring out how to smash all those monitors (checking them off on a list) and didn’t get the achievement. 🤬

He’s a fan of deadnames, so he’s Rafael.

Rafael Edward Cruz.

I also choose death by snu-snu.

The clip of Oprah when 4chan/Anonymous got her to say the Anonymous slogan and “over 9000 penises” on her show.

…and Vegeta’s original “over 9000”, of course.

Ham. Ya know, as in ham burgers. Duh!

The article says they’re LED.

Fun fact: The Sega Game Gear used a miniature fluorescent bulb called a CCFL, which is mostly responsible for its short battery life of ~4 hours on six AA batteries.

Microslop Cope-a-Lot

One can still shutdown, but it requires going into the spooky, scary terminal.

Gotta love Js, but I don’t understand how it always smells so much stronger than the same amount burned in another fashion. Maybe that’s grandma’s problem with it?

Adin Ross sniffs Andrew Tate’s chair

Reverse piracy; “Design and store your copyrightable and patentable ideas in our AI incubators!”

But is it Mike-eel or Mickey-all?

These already exist. I’ve also seen some that technically work but have pop-ups complaining about being offline.

Microslop Cope-a-lot