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*sad German train noises*

I think that is mildly satisfying. To be fair: I haven’t seen a single book shop sorting the books alphabetical. A book shop isn’t a library.

Wait, I’ll help you with that. Just let me get the keys for the truck.

Replace ‘average’ by ‘median’ to be correct. The average can be distorted by especially dumb people.

This question is actually pretty old. Already ancient Greek / Roman philosophers discussed this.

Google the word ‘anacyclosis’ if you want to learn more. Alternatively here is a video link. I marked the position where the cycle explanation starts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqsBx58GxYY&t=371

Found the market liberal.

You ban stuff not because it is bad and you want something better. You ban stuff that is so bad that is actually harmful.

It feels like they are just interested in finding a scapegoat to blame rather than asking the real questions, why did so many people voted for trump? Did kamala, despite having more funding, failed to convey her plan? What happened and why it happened and how can it be avoided?

You answered these questions in your very first line.

Why are americans so fuckin dumb?

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway… *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?

Wild guess: Is it that country where they just voted to make these issues worse?

And Chips

I think Taiwan will be fine… for now. Trump is so Anti-China I doubt the US will drop its support. Eastern Europe however is basically fucked now

Well that sounds more likely

The comparison doesn’t work. In the US it is common practice that a newspaper gives a recommendation.

Also the US has a two party system. Compare this to Germany’s multi party system. If you are undecided between to options a recommendation might help. If you are undecided whether you should vote the Greens or SPD a newspaper recommending CDU doesn’t help you at all.

While it is not illegal for a newspaper to give a recommendation in Germany, it would be a scandal indeed. But the only reason for this would be that they didn’t do it before. People are just complaining about changes like in this case as well

I would sell your cat together with the cat of the guy above you for a single pretzel.

The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

Looks to me like ‘Penis Ivy’

Never heard of this. We say ‘auf links, rechts zu’ and simply order the words alphabetically

Sadly, no. Germany for example has the SCHUFA which is basically the equivalent of the Chinese social score nowadays

Weird that the comments and the top level post are calling out the countries which abstained but apperently no one cares about the ‘against’ votes.