You know how much we’ve wanted one of those

Misery.

Wait, hang on, sorry, I spelled that wrong. Missouri.

He wasn’t supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

On scroll by, the bags in the picture look like people in a convertible.

If you’ll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we’re all having a real lousy day.

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I hate the teeth dreams

That’s a good one. Mine is the Wilhelm scream, damn near startles the life out of me sometimes.

Raw, wriggling, and covered in ranch!

Techno cat version is great

It ain’t potato salad without raisins! Could go for some cheesy pea salad too

Infuriating

How I imagine it:

“I’m size 3”

“No you’re not”

“Yes I am”

“You can’t be”

“BRING THE DEVICE”

Needs more micro greens. Handfuls and heaps of micro greens and micro carrots

hagiography

1: biography of saints or venerated persons

neat word, thanks

Beam me up, Professor Falken!

For anyone thinking it. I can confirm it feels great to close your wf account.