dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhy don’t beans ever play hide and seek?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down110
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareWhy don’t beans ever play hide and seek?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhat do you call a belt made of watches?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down11
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you call a belt made of watches?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoHow do you organize a space party?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down15
arrow-up1204arrow-down1message-squareHow do you organize a space party?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square7linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhy can’t you give Elsa a balloon?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWhy can’t you give Elsa a balloon?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoHow many seconds are there in a year?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareHow many seconds are there in a year?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square2linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhy did the scientist install a knocker on his door?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the scientist install a knocker on his door?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhy didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down17
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhy didn’t the internet mourn when Reddit died?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI just watched a program about beavers.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI just watched a program about beavers.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoMy friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down10
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareMy friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square4linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhy did the coffee file a police report?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareWhy did the coffee file a police report?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhat’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWhat’s the number for over-eaters anonymous?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoMy daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareMy daughter asked if I was ever going stop singing Wonderwall.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoMy wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareMy wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoDid you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareDid you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down10
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareI had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoWhen does a joke become a dad joke?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down10
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareWhen does a joke become a dad joke?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square2linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareMy wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoI really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareI really don’t understand why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more.plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
dr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agoHow do you get a country girl’s attention?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareHow do you get a country girl’s attention?plus-squaredr_lsr@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
