Everybody beat me to it. So long!

Would I even know if I were a bot?

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They’re just afraid of what will happen to their stocks if this drags on into Black Friday and peak retail season. Fucking sociopaths, the lot of them.

Just missing the PSL

Pineapple plants are stabby bastards too. I see those ones in the pic have been declawed lol.

I wish I believed you. I try to keep my defeatism to myself but the overwhelming majority of people around me IRL are going around like nothing is happening, ignoring current events in the name of self care. Must be fucking nice.

Also possible lol

Looks like cauliflower ear, which can be from long-term untreated ear infections, ear mite infestation, or trauma (like frostbite). Not super uncommon in strays.

You too.

Don’t worry, I don’t actually think that at all. I’m one of the people who expects to be thrown in a ‘camp’ within the next couple years. I’m one of the people who’s been saying this kind of shit was coming for most of my life.

This won’t pass (not now anyway) but it’s funny they want to ban the bible. Or they’re too dumb to realize that implication.

I had to get a crown because I cracked a tooth horizontally below the gumline by clenching my jaw. I was more impressed than anything.

The only plus side is it’s done wonders for my jawline.

My mother THREW THEM IN THE TRASH as a punishment. 25 years later and I’m still pissed.

I’m a trans guy and I joke about how I’m only doing it to not get talked over in meetings so this rings plausible.

GTI gang!

We’re literally an invasive species.

If it’s DINKWADs I’ve heard dual income no kids with a dog but if S is part of the acronym I got nothin’

Mitch McConnell’s actual first name is Addison.

I didn’t get banned but I definitely would have by now if I’d stayed.