Dave Coe

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I don’t. Raw pickles are disgusting.

@alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

Austria is from Osterreich, Eastern Kingdom or something similar.

It can absolutely be both. Expensive competent people are replaced with inexpensive morons all the time.

Person of Interest.

This answers the question in the title.

GABBA GABBA HEY

“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

• Machiavelli

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

A good smack upside the head, just because I like you.

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

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Stop eating your Legos.

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

I wear them on both feet.

I think it’s still in the attic. Now, all I need is a landline.

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”

Still got to sell it

So you still have it all?