70,000 is too many to have of anything

You can’t just say, “I have 20 people living in my home, just make the check out to me.” The dam company is going to be verifying who they’re paying.

My name is on the credit card, so shipping it to a fake name isn’t doing anything but potentially drawing attention to myself.

In my archaeology/anthropology classes in college, we were taught to say “projectile points” instead of “arrowheads” for basically this reason.

I always found success with the all-at-once, immediately get out so the wind makes it super cold, and then get back in.

If only it were so easy. Certain prescriptions from certain doctors definitely helped, but nothing makes the pain go away.

You might be looking for Roko’s Basilisk. It’s a touch more extreme than just being nice, though.

I think people forget how much heavy lifting the Clone Wars series did for their relationship, and Anakin’s character in general. Canonically they really were like brothers, but this is not portrayed clearly in film.

Close. Nyan, or nya, is the equivalent of meow. So you need whatever sound a Japanese moose makes.

Same. School firewall blocked based on host names, so we all learned a lot about the hosts file so we could manually set all of the IPs Minecraft needed to authenticate.

Even more so, a pretend friendly stranger that’s documented as being in your location.

Five feet four inches and six feet three inches. The point is they can’t both be right.

Amazing typo.

It started with BoatyMcBoatface, as far as I know. The winner for naming what became the Sir David Attenborough.

Otto

Isn’t the Panama Canal basically running out of water? They should act like they’ve been cowed, sell it to us for a ton of money, and laugh all the way to the bank.

What the fuck

Ooh, I know this one. The shirt is in my still unpacked suitcase from that trip three years ago.

My mom found three gifts I bought for her in the same suitcase 6 months after I returned.

Same but for men

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