There used to be this thing called

Having a fucking conversation

Apparently people just don’t do that anymore from how you’re describing the world

Just cause you wasted money on unnecessarily expensive equipment doesn’t mean anyone owes you fucking anything lol

It is a hobby

Get over yourself

Unless you are paying your bills with your fucking pictures

I absolutely consider photography an art form!

However the amount of "photographers” who are in love with smell of their own farts is unfathomable.

They’ll take shitty black and white pictures of like… a fucking chair on their porch, and act like it belongs in The Lourve. It’s absurd.

Dear “photographers:”

You’re not special for picking the easiest way to make art, blowing a shitload of money on the camera and then whining no one wants to help subsidize your “passion”

You’re just some prick who spent too much money on a camera

I mean I’m an American. Shit I live in Florida, that’s like the pinnacle of American madness to some extent.

My answer to where I would acquire that assortment of random items you mentioned?

Walmart dude! Never Amazon. What the fuck! Lol

We have a mall near me but it is dying and half empty, Walmart and Target and Costco etc are what fills the need for “Mall/shopping center.”

The rise of online shopping essentially helped accelerate the decline of malls in the traditional sense.

They would end up withering away during the fallout of the recession in the late 2000’s, the geographic distance an high cost of gas, along with the ridiculous pics gaulging malls were doing contributed as well

We totally have strip malls and big box stores

“Shopping centers”

The funny thing is that a huge problem with online shopping is something people swore Amazon had gotten past, the inability to gauge the quality of the item before buying has come back in full force, people are just so used to garbage materials when buying in Amazon they don’t realize it now

Shut up goddamn y’all

Edit: Wow! Y’all have some seriously thin skin.

Also: This “holding them accountable” bullshit is just thinly veiled viral advertising, you realize this right?

Yes, clearly he should have kept making music with Black Sabbath and The Rolling Stones

(I forgot to keep it silly, my bad dude)

Fred Durst is is unfairly hated on for essentially no real reason, he’s a national treasure.

Love you, Freddy D.

(He has gone out of his way in various contexts to set up bands and independent film makers with the necessarily resources and connections to make their art, say what you will about the guy’s behavior at times but he seems to genuinely want to help other creatives have a space to be given a chance to shine.)

(Yes I realize I’m low key stanning Fred Durst here)

Amazon absolutely fucking sucks

You must be a real hit at social gatherings.

That episode of sea lab about the thieves with martian law is hilarious as fuck

The funny thing is that meth actually increases productivity in a way where YOU are actually doing the fucking work.

Unlike AI which not only does it for you so you begin to get rusty and lose your ability to be effective, but it gets all the work fucking wrong as well.

Essentially what I’m saying is that meth is a more effective workplace tool than AI. I’m sure a lot of psychopathic, shark tank type business people would agree with me.

I’m not trying to say meth is a good thing. I’m just saying it’s legitimately a more useful tool than fucking AI.

Um. Yes? Of course they fucking did

Now you’re gettin’ it, bud

How is being a PO? lol

(Also you’re welcome, happy to share)

I’m open to this combination

I have gone to work still slightly tripping from the previous night and also on smaller doses intentionally

I’ve done kitchen jobs, junk removal and landscaping work while under the influence

Mostly gave me more energy and made me think about how weird the job is

Socially probably more jokes I guess, like with co workers

Damn you burned 'em

That actually sounds really nice I love that idea

So the computers are broken

Right?

It legitimately just leaves a bad taste in my mouth regarding the west coast and particularly California

And I don’t want to feel like that! Like I know those places are cool and have beautiful natural settings and intelligent people and awesome culture.

You don’t have to trash talk the entire other half of the country to convince me that you guys have merit.

It’s low-key what someone with incredibly low self esteem does.

Drugs are mankind’s best friend

I don’t know where people got the idea it’s a dog