Yea maybe they could have the climate summit in their fucking outdoor air conditioning soccer field…. There should be plenty of room there, in the whole fucking outdoor air conditioned stadium.

One thing I can say I’m half certain I read that Biden wasn’t going.

He may have had early intel about the summit pres being involved in the drama,

I burn on Biden a lot.

But I’m glad he didn’t go to this one.

You mean the climate summit…… in fucking Dubai? Lol

How many Biden fellators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hooray Biden for doing less than the absolute bare minimum!!!

Oh great! Now I have to create a new alt Facebook and gmail account every 18 years? How many more Alt lives do I have to keep creating. This is getting ridiculous!

Wheelchairs aren’t covered sorry

Learning how to say no. Having personal boundaries.

No. It’s not normal at all. But you do you. No one is normal.

But I would be more worried about having OCD if you are worried that (not) using separate towels for your hands and face makes you less clean.

He isn’t though. By a long shot. Biden is right of center

I’ve stopped voting for the worst of two evils. I leave it blank.

This doesn’t seem like a good solution to me. Like, even just superglueing the switch on and then covering it with duct tape would seem safer to me.

This vehicle is slightly more than lightly fucked.

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.

Clearly the headquarters for international terrorist organization Hamas.

I mean, who doesn’t keep their bullets stored next to an MRI machine.

Hey man,open up. It’s me, Dave. I got the stuff.

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

Instructions unclear: buying more beer! There’s years of jeers and cheers and no need for fears or leers or what have you

Okay I’ll click the green ones

They already do man, just need to come out we accept you for who you are…. Also I need to have a few words about my past online trolling behavior

That’s like, your opinion man

Dam it onion. I got excited for a second