Atlanta is the Delta hub; I try to make the location relevant. Like the new drone article… there’s a drone base outside Sugarland. Shhhh, don’t tell. 🙂

Leo helps detangle bizarro satire from bizarro reality.

There are no smoking signs all over, but you’ll never see a no exploding sign on a plane.

I was going to create a 5-4-3-2-1-BOOM plan for the liquids you can carry on, but the article ran a bit long.

Leo had a scheduling conflict he had to untangle.

Does that make me like the ogre guy?

Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.

Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.

I’m gonna make you stay up all night because of this, aren’t I?

I’m ashamed my satire is more plausible than anything they’ve said.

Common mistake, Bob Ross was self taught.

Democrats are demanding drone locks to fix the problem.

‘Murica

If you find it somewhere else, let me know, because I haven’t licensed any of these articles.

How will we know unless the bravest man shows us, and do we want that man to be beaten to it by Obama? Imagine how shameful that would be!

Search my name by posts, I do these often.

Imagine being a reddit normie and not even knowing these exist.

I feel we should all be saying “used Nobel Prize” until he hides it.

They had him in the first 1/2, I’m not gonna lie.