BIFF

Okay, I won’t.

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

Oh well.

lemmy.ca

Relax, that’ll happen in due time. We just got here to our new diggs, so it’ll take some time. So chill out and watch the community grow its own identity, that most certainly will have some reddit DNA in it.

Yeah I thought it was some kind of convention display that’s 25 feet tall.

To be somewhat fair, I’m in the privileged position of being able to be sarcastic about a branch of science that I have no practical experience with whatsoever, all from the comfort of an app I type into using just my thumb. This is the kind of advancement that, a hundred years ago, would have been seen as merely impossible, and five hundred years ago or more would’ve gotten a person burned at a stake.

I can criticize anything I want, but my criticism (all things being equal) is very probably flawed and unwarranted. If I’m going to be sarcastic, I’d better be aware of how insignificant I am relative to the universe I find myself in.

The closest we can come is anthropophagy.

The other question that remains unanswered is whether or not it really is the oldest known evidence of anthropophagy.

There’s a skull, between 1.5 million and 2.6 million years old, which has marks interpreted as made by a stone tool. That finding has been disputed; perhaps it’s time we revisited that bone.

TL;DR: we don’t know a goddamn thing about fuckall, but we got a bone with some marks on it. Ancient aliens? Sure, why not.

tf? You mean to tell me that there’s something billies can’t money their way out of? I’m temporarily impressed, right up until they do that, too.

Apollo user here, can confirm: I really love its interface. Wiped the Reddit account nevertheless.

Technically correct is the best correct?

Agreed on all points, friend.

I grew up in it, too, and now I’m a basic LaVeyan Satanist. gg authoritarian regressives!

From a comment on Reddit.

And some user on squabbles was saying that the fediverse wasn’t going to perform well because it’s too complicated. Okay, buddy.

Yeah, it’s strange.

Well done, friend!

Wow, who shit in that guy’s omelette

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