Yo, I’m a foot guy, let’s see those pics
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belunos@lemmus.orgto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is everything in your life the way you want it to be & you're comfortable & feel no angst?English
2·2 days agoMy wife had a huge cancer scare. It turned out not to be, but while that word was laying on the table, I could no longer hear snare drums. Vibrant colors turned to gray. I was tone deaf with music. You’re right, I don’t know how sad you feel, but I have an idea of what I would experience. Nothing and no one can prepare you for just how awful the whole thing is.
Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex
TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I’m not an intellectual
belunos@lemmus.orgto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Just just one more protest guys! That'll show em! VoTEeee!English
23·3 days agoSo what’s your solution? Or are you here just to complain?
Bruh that toe was the key factor in the enrichment of your life goals. Think of it as an investment. And listen, don’t even worry about the 3/10, you whip out a four toe’d foot, and the jury will be eating out of the palm of your hand. Trust.
Yea, I didn’t take it seriously, but my wife… really bad at left vs right
belunos@lemmus.orgto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is (one of) your favorite kind(s) of bread, and what context do you enjoy it in the most?English
2·3 days agoVariety is the spice of life, a bread for every occasion.
It started when Amazon bought them
belunos@lemmus.orgto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is everything in your life the way you want it to be & you're comfortable & feel no angst?English
21·3 days agoLike life has lost all it’s color? Everything is now in grayscale?
Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal
belunos@lemmus.orgto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida surgeon ‘devastated’ over death of patient after removing liver instead of spleenEnglish
3·4 days agoI read that and thought “dude, you DID fail him”
I think this was posted before the pastor at the dedication respond to this this. He posted several paragraphs explaining why this isn’t false idolatry, and it kind of came down to ‘trust me bro’
belunos@lemmus.orgto
politics @lemmy.world•AOC's answer on running for president leaves political world speechlessEnglish
6·6 days ago100%. Both her and Stewart are in the exact positions they need to be in to be the most useful to our country. Stewart gets the views of the center, while she works on progressive projects, where she can. Politics gets folks emotional, but it’s best to plan from reason.
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•I was a week away from buying a Pixel Pro 10 for GrapheneOSEnglish
6·6 days agoI’m a teams app for dumb phones away from getting off smart phones. I’m fiddy and have to use my readers to even see my phone, so I’ve slowly stopped using it for much outside of random apps for appliances. I can get an ipad for that, though. I’m also a privacy advocate, but I’ve made peace with the fact that ship has pretty much sailed
I hate that I’m saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?
Sometimes it’s important to get an engineer’s thoughts, and not leave everything to the design team
That’s not the problem. The problem is how fucking slow it is. It has such few users, I see the same post in the early am as the late pm. IRL I’m an introvert, but online I’m a social fucking butterfly, and I need to give and receive attention. Also, you are highly overestimating yourself if you think dumb people can figure this out, because I’m dumb af


It’s at least going on the comment card