When I see not dishwasher/microwave safe I assume it is because the plastic becomes harmful and fuck that noise
- 8 Posts
- 712 Comments
I’m an Olympic judge in orange cat sleeping; perfect form with creative flair, well groomed and fluffy shiny fur, bean exposure. And ultimately the perfectly exposed jaw for scritches
11.2/10
It does care where you’re looking though
asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'
1·18 days agoAnd more government oversight!
asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•‘I don’t need international law’: Trump says power constrained only by ‘my own morality’
8·21 days agoListen hear me out…
Can we just have a newsletter of “trump says” instead of reporting every fucking thing his geriatric mind spews 3 times a day? While it is important to be aware of the context of the crazy; at this point it isn’t real news ffs! he’s basically weekend at bernies at this point.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•ICE shooting comes after bombshell probe finds new recruits 'can barely read or write'
99·21 days agoSorry idr if this from source article or one linked in it:
Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn’t handle them.
These nazis are so fucking pathetic in every conceivable way lol
it would be so much funnier if they weren’t destroying lives and killing people
Ffs the fact I even forgot this obvious point because so busy being pissed at the blatant lies, fascist takeover, and murder.
The tweet is from 2023 and still relevant 🙃
asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Justice Department scrambling to find holiday volunteers to redact the Epstein files, internal DOJ email says
28·1 month agoIdk… that takes way more effort and foresight than what has been demonstrated by this administration so far.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port.
8·3 months agoFucking magnets. How could they stop working???
Thank you for your reply. That is also a really cute comic!! To be fair though; this is just a universal cat owner thing and I’ve seen this joke made in various mediums over the years. It’s a cat behavior as universal as “if I fits I sits” ^^
Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?
Wtf is the “art” AI ? It’s so bad it has to be… right?..
Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.
Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all month
So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don’t wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.
The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.worldto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Blood is blue until exposed to oxygen
25·4 months agoThis is why encyclopedia salesmen was even a thing.
If you didn’t have that, go to a library.
Eventually there was encyclopedia britannica which was basically one of the coolest things you could have for free on your computer in that era.










Lobbying needs to gtfo and be illegal already. We don’t talk enough about it because the America is on a tilt-a-whirl as it is