Golondria or golondrinas in Spanish.
There’s a song in Mexico “las golondrinas”. They sing that at your funeral. I don’t know why, maybe the shape of the bird looks like a pastor or maybe because it lives on churches?
I think those birds look crazy cool and they fly crazy fast too. Totally not something related to a funeral. So I don’t understand. But its Mexico, they’re weird over there. In their own charro hat way.
Who Jeff? LOL Jeff phaking Lobowsky? Don’t make me laugh! That guy wouldn’t hurt a fly. His dog Duky though, I’d look into that deamon.
The chain shot looks like it could hurt
Okay this makes sense. I propose again, if you guys wouldn’t mind me proposing:
Small drones fitted with large fireworks. Every day one of these puppies gets dropped over the location where putin might be. And its all televized. People get to place big bets on whether we get him or not. The drone drops, we see the clouds and the rooftops as it activates tactical control. Then the chase starts and ot zooms thru the streets in search of a good time. An hour later it runs out of fuel so the fire work goes off.
I think people would sign up to watch this on pay per view. Even if we don’t get him on the first week. Maybe a second drone gets to chase the first one so we can see if we got him. But if we get him, remember this is just a firework. We get to chase his ass tomorrow again! Maybe you win the lotto and you get to be the pilot for a few minutes!
Forget America’s got talent! Let’s talk about the Pop putin show! PPS!
Yes but publicly and specifically hold up evidence they already know about which would be convincing? Obviously we know, but convincing in court such that it could then be used in a real court, not one that would ignore them.
Ah, you’re right.
I’d be a fluffer if they paid better than my job. You get to meet a lot of people and you don’t need to talk to them awkwardly.
It’s Mitch mcuckas to y’all.
Had he been good like Kevin’s mom from home alone, we would all be bawling. But I don’t know, I was fine with Kevin’s mom passing because she was plenty old. My mom is old but I know her personally so I would cry for a few months on and off.
But mitch DA bi*ch? I think hell is currently preparing a welcome party… Forks cherry red ready for comfortable ass impalement. A nice pfffsssss noise just sizzling and foaming.
But I don’t judge. I’m probably going to hell too although I’m just gonna be there randomly moving along. I’m probably only going to be gently emancipated for eternity. Maybe only a little sizzling and acid pickling but not for many thousands of ages. Maybe a few thousand years. It gets easier with friends.
Fluffer is the word you might be looking for.
Must be great stuff!
And remember to use the latest encabrulator technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nKk_-Lvhzo
Old encabrulators will still work for catheters but the turbo encabrulator and the hyper encabrulator are faster by far.
I pay taxes every year and now the big orange wants 10 of the 11 billion dollars we’ll pay in taxes this year? Worse that guy never pays taxes! WTF!!!
General Strike!!!
I’m surprised millennials didn’t kick that habit. But it was bound to happen. Alcohol doesn’t taste like something good at all.
I need one for hemorrhoids.
I remember those at the swap meet!
SNL has had several skits regarding this sort of thing and the reaction of black people and white people to seeing themselves as causing trouble out on the streets.
Well good luck out there. It hopefully works. I’ve always been bothered by the apps that require you to pay to make friends.
Difficult read but I got it! I got the joke! In understand why both normal people and that nazi sonobabich cry at the end of Schindler’s list!
Oh god… This is SNL level embarrassment shit right there!
What the heck are Hispanic people doing in the ranks of that demonic org?
I guess there’s bad people no matter where you go, so that’s a simple explanation.
We need Linux phones! We want them now!