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5 months ago


Soon you fuse with the chair and become part of the furniture.
Part of the ship, part of the crew.
Dude could lead Santas sleigh with his nut so bright [red].
You haven’t heard of twenty-oneteen?





Think of the fucking children!


Floor. Specifically the pussy pillow, I’m going to nut on that cotton polyester beauty.


Oh no!
Anyway…


locks doors
whips out Yu-Gi-Oh cards
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-DDDDD-DUAL!!
Is this how beach ball’s are born?