Animal is great! But I feel like The Count + Animal is who I am at the moment.

This is extra funny because of the origin of “Don’t Mess with Texas”. Essentially don’t litter.

Wait what is the USA doing with all the tariff money it’s generating?! /s

A lot of these were worded as double or even triple negatives, to further confuse the general populace.

This is depressing

I see you’re getting a subpar keyboard rate

This got around my presidential filter, too much Trump is depressing.