Most people didn’t see a global pandemic coming

Dear god wait until you hear it’s the next line she replies with

Well I don’t know about thaaat

I’ll change the locks when I get home https://youtu.be/cDGvduVEweg

Known liars lie about stuff, more at 10

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

If not now, then when? https://youtu.be/ntbNRUycbD4?feature=shared

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But we fined them $10,000 and wagged our fingers at them, surely they won’t do it again!

The underage girls he dates seem to think so

Ah yes land of the free and us telling you what you can and can’t do

It’s a pretty great way of putting your money where you mouth is though

Aye aye captain