The 20 first years of my life I never really stood up for myself.

Self-checkout reduces cost for the store, but they don’t reduce the price of the products. So I’m gonna keep using cashiers since I’m paying for it

Start living

Based on her smile, you think the artist wanted us to think that the joke was in his head?

Do yourself a favor and don’t read the comments

If the cat does that, it’s because it doesn’t actually understand that it’s hurting you.

Start making a big “YELP” and clearly show that you are in pain when it does it, and it will gradually start to be more gentle.

It doesn’t understand that you don’t have fur that protects it the way it does.

Carefully

It’s so that you can easily avoid low quality ones

Obesity rates have more than tripled globally since the 1980s, so it’s far from one country.

That’s… genius. So there’s gotta be a law against it already

I love the idea that after extensive research, scientists concluded the solution to the old earth’s problems was more turtles

Honestly, they’re not wrong

Shhh for christs sakes man, don’t give them any ideas

You generally don’t want to be in the US these days, but you most definitely do not want to be here with no money.

Hate to hear it buddy

I mean, cloud seeding is absolutely a thing?

Damn, by patenting it they’re actually doing us all a huge favor.

Everyone will simply avoid microsoft games and no other gaming company can copy their stupid ideas.

Based

Ban it, lemmy sets itself apart from places like reddit by having actual quality posts.

Because continuity is literally what makes it a story? Otherwise it’s just a series of random events.

Which is fine for Episodic Television but not for a continuous story.

Because it pretty much is… as long as you don’t have to live there.

That’s why I had to get it off my chest