“shocking” is a strong word

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Dr. Frankenstein gave the monster life. Therefore, it should get his last name.

This is awesome. Thanks!

I guess I’m going back to not walking.

Why not just call it 14 instead of making us do math?

As expected

To be fair, he’s just a child

Ok so my experience comes from catching chickens and clawed ducks as a child, so assuming you’re a full grown adult, and this chart, the ratios are the same.

You gotta catch them from surprise, from the back, but it sounds like you’re already in the fight if shit goes down. The beak is your issue. The wings are just a distraction. Get the pelican bastard from the neck, as high as possible if you can and try to grab the legs. ChatGPT says they don’t really use their legs to fight, but worst case, start swinging it. I bet once you clamp on the beak, it’ll be hard for it to open. Like how alligators can chomp down, but have trouble opening. Once it’s subdued, it might stay freaked out for a while. You just gotta hold it until it accepts defeat.

Then take it to your mom and she’ll take the head and feathers off for dinner.

Best of luck brother.

I wouldn’t mind a sequel to the movie Day Without A Mexican

Solid.

Rad

Not necessarily true! If your home already has a thermostat, then nest has a website where you answer some questions and they let you know if it can be replaced with a thermostat. Only 4 wires are needed typically.

It’s awesome to see he beat that sucking so much

It’s awesome to see he beat that cancer

Holy cow. Meadow’s law sounds like it’s for punishing people with genetic diseases or the worst luck

ATK just did a short video on this. It’s probably not as detailed as you might want but here you go. I believe Teflon is used because it is so innocuous, but the chemicals used underneath to make it stick are very bad for you. https://youtu.be/2RJkIPT-jLs?si=w0X3lpQK9tnaMmbA

Ah, like Abraham Lincoln used to love…

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Small wordplay and rhymes that come to mind from time to time