aaron earned an iron urn

I will compare it to a movie that I think is really good. If it’s better than that, I qualify it as a great movie.

How do you moisturize your balls then?

Perhaps then a tweet would suffice?

Wring it out and hang it up to dry I guess.

Should have said flame instead.

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Who makes sushi while they’re napping?

It is wicked expensive near that port.

I live a little ways from there, but still had the same summers worth of drought this year.

Are you living free or living the way life should be?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Pop over to Michigan and they permanently revoke your license for a second DUI.

Don’t worry, you’ll get your fall back as regularly scheduled. However, when the clock hits midnight we’re immediately jumping ahead an hour again so we permanently land on DST.

Oddly enough, the bedrooms aren’t always included in a house tour.

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

You got something better to do?

You almost got me, then I reached for the lip balm.

Have you seen Robot Hell? The singing is incessant.

Finally, the Asians and the Europeans will be able connect in way never before imagined!

That’s a great idea! Which distro are we all installing?