I feel like I didn’t watch enough wrestling growing up to know what is real and what is kayfabe anymore.

I would expect breaking “phone gets an update pushed out like an Amber Alert” news if anyone in the administration told the truth

He has RoboCop unmasked vibes. Instead of a human face on a robot body it’s like a human-ish face bolted onto a shit factory.

Think less Paul Blart and more Ronnie Barnhardt from the movie released two months after PB:MC.

Did newegg fall off maybe 10 years ago? I remember remembering them back in the day but haven’t thought of that site in a long time.

And The Kurgan. There can be only one.

You quote “clothes make the man” and Tilda Swinton but didn’t mention Suspiria. Tilda conjured an old man from thin air making that movie. Through the power of the custume/makeup department Lutz Ebersdorf was born at the age of 82, acted in his first major film role, and died when they came clean about the whole thing.

They could tell me he shit his pants and died and I would still verify it with a reputable source before getting champagne out.

The man of the house gets called Mr. Chowdown because he’s usually already eating when I’m putting food in the other bowls.

the chances are you will soon encounter one viral meme or another inspired by her on Facebook or X

Bold of them to assume me, the reader, visits either of those sites.

Hugo Ross Dress For Less

Hugo Boss is still in business

Hugo Boss is still getting business

I watched the 1966 Batman movie at 1.5x on a PS3 and it was at a modern day pace

Remember when somebody cracked an egg over his head?

I am considering turning the thermostat all the way up and sitting around in my underpants today just in case the weather takes out power tomorrow.

Don’t forget that baldheaded fuck cut off Shatner saying something profound so he could spew shit out of his own mouth

Let us all Puke Green together

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