Yes

Yes

Sign me up for that class

I love those leg warmers!

Right

A pool noodle

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

I’m a guy and I’m with your wife on this one. Visuals alone are hot but I prefer to have a story. I want the sex to mean something based on who the people are (especially if it’s a taboo relationship, but that’s just my preference).

Fuck first then shower

“Are you, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?”

You’re cute! You look like someone I would love to spend time with

God she’s sexy!

Big badda boom!