I would hardly describe online pollsters as scientists. Science, y’know, matters.

Mods and power-tripping, name a more iconic duo.

What about “(I’m No) Superman” by Lazlo Bane, aka the Scrubs theme song?

Then I think you’re misusing the word footnote.

This was written by Elliot Kalan, from the podcast The Flophouse!

I guess it depends on what you’re trying to achieve with reading. I want to experience a good story, or maybe learn something. Audiobooks do the job just fine, maybe better than text for me. If you think there’s inherent value in consuming text, then I can respect that, but it doesn’t discount the tremendous amount of value that audiobooks have in many people’s lives.

Who?

Sounds like something a swine would say.

President of Sand Planet has big human arms?! My first instinct is that that sucks, but my second instinct is that it rules.

My desktop is too old to run Windows 11.

I deal with this at one of my jobs. We offer the moon to new customers, but existing customers are constantly getting screwed over. People complain about it constantly, but corporations have no incentive to reduce the amount of money they’re receiving from you, which could open the doors to losing income from every other customer who decides to ask, when they can just roll the dice on whether you decide to go through the hassle of leaving. It’s scummy and I don’t agree with it on a personal level, but the agent you’re talking to has no power to change the system.

Couplehood by Paul Reiser, apparently.

Yeah, I go to the kiosk every time. Saves me a conversation and I can get real granular with it.

I hate the opinion that we should switch to DST all the time. Why should we get to be special little guys with a weird time zone?

I mean, disability or no, if you make a mess in a public restroom, and you are relatively able-bodied, you have a responsibility to clean up after yourself. Granted, we don’t know the exact nature of the bathroom “destruction”, but I doubt people are hanging up multiple signs about bad smells in a restroom.

Did anyone else think he was projectile vomiting from the thumbnail?

He does it all the time, but as a means to excuse himself for uncritically platforming cretins after the fact.

lose their nationality

I cannot imagine anything more trivial than that.

I think a miter/chop saw would be the best tool for the job, if we’re in the realm of power tools.