Oh yes, yes they were. And they were fucking glorious.

Road trip pies sound amazing. Remember when they were fried? So good.

All good! I can see why it read the way it did initially.

Maybe it’s different depending on where you are. Here in the US in Atlanta, GA fast food places are largely empty with a few exceptions.

Yeah they are greedy as hell. It’s expensive to eat out in general now (moreso than it was).

In, not at. I see people go through the drive throughs all the time, but I don’t see people sitting inside to eat.

People still eat in McDonald’s?

Edit: to clarify, I’m specifically talking about people sitting inside the restaurant to eat.

So you would technically be constantly stepping on Legos.

Please fuck our shit up.

Hamsters? No. Gerbils? Possibly.

But what if the Wall People don’t approve of you because you won’t fart into other peoples’ mouths?

Well at least it’s flared on one end.

Weirdly it makes sense either way you read it.

Gonna

Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!

Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.

No. Too high on the scale.

I dated a redheaded preacher’s daughter once

Start spreading buttcheeks

10 on the bottom

11 on top

America:

This is the opposite of celebrated, but the Uranverein program could have resulted in a German atomic bomb during WW2. Fortunately it didn’t work out.

NOOO OUR CHILDREN