TaleOfSam

I got got on this one, holy shit

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

[ Children’s screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

It’s always been MSG! Adds a little extra to everything!

As soon as they killed Apollo I never looked back. Bastards.

My-My neck is freakishly large-

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

Meta willingly under-moderated across large swaths of east Asia and Africa, leading to unchecked rumors and tangible acts of genocide. Zuckerberg has compared himself to Augustus Caesar.

I think it’s acceptable to cut off a wildfire before it spreads.

I also choose that guys rice cooker

It’s been decided. What’s left to discuss?

OoOoOoh man, The Roost was an excellent, incredibly low-budget horror movie. The plot is rudimentary, but the pacing and tenseness is pervasive.

Also, it’s got cheeky, late-night horror flic aesthetic. May not be good, but I love it a lot.

Proud to be dragging my husband out for birthday treats!
Devil’s lettuce only for myself-…