I accept this wholeheartedly.

Not in this timeline, it seems.

Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.

That’s impressive, to be honest. Expedition 33 even had complete normies talking about it.

This creates another problem.

“Don’t say ‘retard,’ it’s offensive.” “Okay, I’ll say ‘xxx’ instead.”

One week later:

“Don’t say ‘xxx,’ it’s offensive.”

God knows how many senseless words are going to have to be made just to say one thing. Just say retard. If people don’t like it, they can get mad or ignore it. One way or another, life is moving on.

If they’re like me, they probably start the shower to let the water heat up, and poop in the meantime.

… At least, I hope that’s what they’re doing…

I’ll see your top kek, and raise you a top Nep.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the water he drank Fiji? If so, that’d explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

Men, don’t settle for a best friend who won’t threaten to kill you.

Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.

Are you trying to imply that being drugged up is considered “doing something?”

You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

Help them understand what it’s like to chew 5gum!

The joke is that Linux blocks this by not doing it at all. Which is why people should switch to Linux. Which is a good idea. But that’s up to the people.

Wait…

Shit. Now I’m thinking about it too. Dammit, man, why’d you have to do this to me?!

You got the sauce?

Mice are just new friends, chief.

I saw a YouTube video claiming someone got their switch 2 bricked already. Didn’t watch the video itself, so I don’t know the details, but I assume a mod attempt was made.

But, that’s also when morbid curiosity kicks in~

Shun the light. Embrace the darkness.