Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he’s going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it’s too gay.

That’s just repeating yourself

The LLM lied. Those aren’t quotes from Lion King, Pinocchio, Pocahontas, Aristocats, or Winnie the Pooh. (Christopher Robin did say that, but not in that specific movie. And it’s not particularly antifa either)

Also, Dr Dawson isn’t from the Aristocats. He’s from Great Mouse Detective, and didn’t say the line there either.

And their least favourite letter is “Dear sir or madam, due to suspicious activity from your IP address…”

Do not buy that laptop. If they cut corners on the fucking description, who knows what else they’ll cut corners on.

It’s amusing to me how this isn’t the first of these accounts post “health advice” with an appeal to authority falacy within the last week.

“I hate her because she called me hateful” Checks out.

We’ve seen where civility got us. It got us here. Maybe we should try the other thing.

No, he’s too decrepit to get UP off his knees. But he wasn’t always geriatric, as I’m sure Bubba will tell you.

In fairness, there is a non-zero chance Trump has sucked off Putin already.

I wonder why he lost. /s

You can also say “I’ll fucking do it again”. Might not have the same effect, though.

You just described America.

“Which is the giraffe?” “…Hold on, gimme a sec… Boy, this is not easy, huh?”

And yet, if theft stopped, prices wouldn’t go back down.

That’s the thing. They lost $9.2 billion, but they still turned a profit.

I fully believe he is a “student of history” because he never finished his education and is still technically a student.

The last time she fled to safety, Putin poisoned her anyway. Then she reported on her own assassination, went to Trump’s America and wrote a book on how Putin is fascist. She clearly made a decision, and I respect the hell out of it.

Granted. You never said where you want it, so I’m gonna assume you want this new tooth to grow out your left armpit. I’m tempted to also have your other teeth fall out, since you said you only want one, but I’ll just leave it there for now.

It’s definitely not a natural pic, but it does date back to at least 3 years ago, so it might just be a photoshop. Not a good photoshop, mind.