You mean Santa isn’t real?! Then who’s the guy I keep catching my mom making out with? 🧐

“Vegan” stickers on a bag of ice would be silly

Tell us how you really feel.

If it’s clean it tastes like any other clean dick.

It’s not like people bringing loud music to the beach is something new and different.

And now you cursed us all! 🫠

You spelled zoomers wrong.

Or they fell in a hole?

Defecation*

can’t snap Time stops for no one. Sorry my fine motor skills are garbage.

I am the Sunshine.

My kid every time. What are you even doing dude? “I found all my skylanders” room still looks like a tornado went through it.

What the absolute fuck?

You have a fantastic username.

I agree, Marge. Like boobs, they’re just neat.

My aunt is one of those people. I don’t talk to her. She probably thinks I’m an asshole. I’m okay with it because at least I’m not like her.

Most people suck.

My partner describes himself as an asshole, but isn’t to everyone. Just people that honestly deserve it.

Aww, they match. ^_

I agree. Mental health isn’t taken seriously enough. People are still looked down on for seeking help so they don’t go.

You are a very pleasant human to have a discussion with.

I would love to live in that world, but it’s not just guns. Anything is a weapon if you’re determined enough.

When I was in high school bomb threats were all the rage, some weren’t just bullshit. I believe around the same time Somme kid somewhere in the us took a knife to school and knifed a bunch of kids. People suck and will always find a way to maximize damage done to other people.