Time will put your enemies in the ground.

Can confirm, I’ve got an ecology degree and that line would work on me 100%.

Probably cilantro.

Also songbirds, reptiles, basically anything small enough for them to kill.

Wait that’s a thing?!

No, but I don’t wait for the beeping to stop.

Confirmation bias or something IDK I’m not a statistician.

Because cats are a godawful menace to local small vertebrate populations.

Do you prefer snacks that are salty, sweet, or something else?

That’s the cholesterol clogging your arteries.

I used to work overnights at Walmart and nothing slapped harder on my midnight “lunch” break than a couple of red hot dogs from the Circle K, especially if their nacho cheese machine was still running.

He’s blond! He’s pissed! He’ll see you in the lists!

Some animals are big enough to just have fauna, nothing micro about them. See whale lice as an example.

Legit one of the best moments of my college life was sitting on the roof of my car with a friend watching the sunset from a Margs parking lot waiting to sober up.

Congrats, you just dodged a fae bargain.

“Bug” is a scientific word that refers to members of the sub-order Heteroptera. See assassin bugs, leaf-footed bugs, etc.

But yeah language is fluid and most people call any old arthropod a bug.

I love Cowboy Bebop but that series is one giant unhealthy relationship.

There’s a romhack out there that gives this game a proper control scheme, though I haven’t tried it yet.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Until the pillow starts to get spicy…

I wonder if they’re banking on wireless chips lasting longer than physical ports. Though making them wireless also means batteries and charging ports, two parts notorious for failing.