She was toppleless until this.

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I can’t tell you how many times this has saved me at checkout.

The swallows can barely make Capistrano and we’ve got geese on Jupiter.

It’s likely just gas.

Hey now.

What I mean of course is this is a lovely art piece. Thank you for sharing.

I don’t recommend getting it at Walmart.

Do you know if they actually check? My leopard has let himself go a bit and may not be typical.

In the unlikely event you don’t have eleven fingers, you could use an apostrophe.

Strange they don’t wear uniforms.

Corn people figure these things out.

Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?

Nobody wants to go a-leaping a-lone.

He probably would have gotten away with it but one of the Jeep’s taillamps was out.

I’ve heard they’re good with knots.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Named after a batch of memorable weed brownies.

The day before yesterday with great confidence.

…and I’ll show you a cigar trick I’ve been working on.

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