You dropped this:

Btw

They were so successful in pushing, I installed Linux Mint on my 3 PCs, laptop, wife’s laptop and friends laptops. Not a single complaint so far (it’s been about a year).

The fuck did Greenwich ever do?

Kudos - going above and beyond.

Excuse me. I resent that remark, I deleted Facebook and Reddit years ago. Haven’t been outside yet though.

Never opened an account - no matter the name.

‘Oh no, not again’ is something a bowl of petunias would say at the time of reincarnation.

Global warming - there won’t be any snow.

What a time to be literate.

You shouldn’t have to, but where there’s a will . . .

Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.

Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?

Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.

I stopped smoking 10 years ago. Once in a blue moon I’ll subconsciouly reach for the non-exsistent pack on the table, catch myself and laugh, whilst thinking about the money I’ve saved.

Have the day you voted for. Also, I’m all out of fucks.

So if they want to be active in your country they need to pay an ‘activation tax’ or something, that counteracts removing the majority of their profits tax-free from the country.

A swiss plug will go into a German or french socket, a German plug will go into a french socket and visa-versa. A two pin German plug will fit in a swiss socket. There are probably more compatibilities with the EU, but these are off the top of my head.

Also, traveling to a different country within the EU isn’t the same as going to a different state in the US, so technically, we are better off in the EU plug wise.

Honestly, if I lived in NY, this post on it’s own would make me vote for him.

Of course, I’d have to live in the US too, which I don’t, thank some deity.

bird strike taking out both engines? nah.

Why not? That’s the reason Sully had to land on the Hudson.

Are you me? (I don’t mean name wise)

I always upvote quotes from him.