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Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶
3·1 day agoIn the cumbox.
I just heard about it from Garron. “Fuck you Nestle!”
Yeah that happened to my sister-in-law during her 1st pregananatcy.
What about Star Whores?
Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.
91·3 days agoI follow the philosophy of Father Ted.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶
12·3 days agoSperm is very squishy so I don’t think it’s painful.
This is fake mews media
Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•cleanliness is next to godliness that’s why i always swallow🫶
62·3 days agoOk but what would you do with this guy?

Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds
6·3 days agoOr “adjacent”
And at your lowest, when there was only a single set of footprints and a cloud of smoke, that’s when I carried you.
I don’t know. Is white pizza NOT a pizza? 🤷
im pretty sure the Persians invented pizza
Yeah, I think that’s where the Romanes (eunt domus!) got it from.
It goes back further than that, it just didn’t have tomatoes on it then.
Is this a woosh or satireception?
Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you hear about the guy who only sings when his car is in reverse?English
2·5 days agoIs he the artist on that song that plays when a truck is backing up?
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it’s ok to go ass to mouth.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Suspect with bong built into his car dashboard is arrested for the 98th time after high speed chaseEnglish
68·6 days ago“high” speed chase indeed



And sudoku.