Cormac McCarthy’s aversion to quotation marks and proper capitalization make it literally challenging to read, and it’s supremely depressing.

I love it.

I’ll bet you lunch she’s dead and has been so for weeks.

“I’ve been worse”

Hey fattie boom boom

I’m still a Rammstein fan so… yep, sadly.

Sorry but this is a trigram

I’ve been in the same situation as a dude with a lady, and when she said “oh you don’t need that” I momentarily panicked and said “well you don’t really know where I’ve been.” She put two and two together and realized that I also was saying I didn’t know where SHE had been either and it wasn’t an issue, but I definitely considered it a red flag considering we’d known each other for about 48 hours at that point. The relationship did not last very long.

Mastodon, Lamb of God, and Tool - bonus points for getting a few of them together on tour. Awesome live shows, great lights/pryo/etc and 100% crowd participation.

Guys who refer to women as “females”

ninja edit - I see I’m late to this party

I got Boy’s Life and Air and Space since my old man was in the air force and I thought planes were pretty awesome.

The obvious answer here is to get on an excel community, post your attempt at it and claim it is working perfectly, then wait for someone more knowledgeable to angrily correct you.

How people behave towards animals is a really big one for me. If someone doesn’t like cats or dogs or any sort of critters for any reason other than a traumatic childhood attack memory I assume something is deeply wrong with them. I realize plenty of bad people don’t hate animals, but I assume if you do then you can’t be good.

Plato o plomo

NSN#

David Bowie, pretty sure he was the last wizard keeping our reality on track and ever since he died it’s been downhill to shitsville.

To piggy back on this, don’t chase the fucking meta. By the time you get your Exaction Squad and paint it, GW will balance it into being a total waste of your time/money/points.

I understand the program and/or participants were pejoratively referred to as “McNamera’s Morons”. They had an absolutely dismal survival rate for what I imagine are super obvious reasons. Beyond fucked up and still somehow not in the top 5 of fucked up shit our government and/or military has done to our own citizens.

This is why Forrest and Bubba went to Nam, and why Lt. Dan was not super thrilled to have them in his squad.

Desert Storm, in small part because my dad was in the AF and deployed to Saudi Arabia. It was pretty much all the news for the short amount of time that actual hostilities were occurring.

They’re different sizes for starters, William is a bit beefier and Edgar is slimmer. Also their fur is a different consistency, Edgar is slicker and more shiny. On top of that, their meows are so different and Edgar is extremely chatty. Normally the only time we get them confused is from a distance or late at night when we’re shouting at whoever is being bad.

I have a William Shakespeare and an Edgar Allan Poe! We generally call them William and Edgar, sometimes “Babies” when referring to them collectively, and sometimes “You little shit!!!” when Edgar is up to no good.