Scrambled Eggs

Lol they’re too dumb to be either

Has the shooter been identified?

May them and their families never have a peaceful night again.

One article I saw said it wasn’t a gun but a cellphone. Which one was it?

Sounds like a trap

Have we identified the shooter? And the ones with him?

Whenever there’s a problem, the Texans run.

It is legal to booty trap your own house. Unrelated, just a funny thought.

Can I sue banks that don’t give me loans?

Even half a brain is too much

Are they good?

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Donald Trump has entered the dressing room

Ford already sucked. Since I’m in the market for a new vehicle Ford was already off the table. This doesn’t change much but supports my claim.

Luigi did nothing wrong

So was he

But that’s where I keep my snacks :(

I wish I learned how to hack

He’ll sell it to Russia and keep the money

He doesn’t care.