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27 days agowe could reroute power from the warp coil


we could reroute power from the warp coil


humblebrag!


Go away! Clickbatin’!
You’re not going to believe this…
summer penis
isn’t that a song from Grease
what, the poop??
are you a beautiful tree


12345 works as a default a surprisingly large amount.
That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

sounds confusing


Hey! Hey, I’ve seen this one! I’ve seen this one; this is a classic!


you won’t end up in a concentration camp
A slogan for the brochure!


My hands are brown


Like, if you have long pants

Ovaltine? A crummy commercial?
so take it with a pinch of salt
…or 200 grams
🎵 sippin on Jesus juice 🎶