This is why they had to end the other Temporal Cold War.

They realised they can’t keep sending timeships into the past to fuck around with their enemies, because the timeships keep being stolen by Janeway and/or Kirk, who then proceed to fight each other in alternate timelines.

Temporal scientists estimate that up to 67% of all timelines consist of nothing but time copies of Janeway and Kirk fighting each other.

I have brought glory into our house!

…by glory I mean a muddy stick.

Damn, they hid Saddam really well this time.

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I was about to repost this elsewhere, and also noted that there’s literally no sources on this. While it’s most certainly something I would enjoy to be true… is it, actually?

So it handles water joining principled bottom nature. If red is tower going.

Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(

I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.

Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?

I want us to build a Dyson swarm which is a bunch of ginormous pistons with attached even more ginormous solar sails. The solar sails pull the pistons which make generator go brr, and we become a K-2 civilization.

What should I change my pringles account to? Will onlyfans do?

C’mon, 17 times per day isn’t that bad.

Little known math fact: Greek letters are in fact not real letters. They’re just random squiggles mathematicians come up with as notation because some asshole has already used up the other squiggles.

I refuse to help with a problem as trivial as that. They should be perfectly capable of finding on their own any one of the 4 a:s in the picture they posted.

Did she try to mess with your pokemon save? I think you should dump her to teach her a lesson; she’ll never expect that!

Africa: Yes, I really am that big, actually.

Shit, look at you moneybags. How much did it cost you to post that?

Again?

I didn’t realise that /r/fifthworldproblems had migrated to lemmy

Ok, but how many times per week should I get a new skin-mask? I find that if I try more than twice per week, maintaining the prison pit will start to be a real chore.

Oh god, I can already see the massive flamewars happening in PRs to change laws.