Honestly, this isn’t bad. I’ve read way worse writing than these lyrics.

I think OOP doesn’t know what a screenshot is

I mean, that was what I wanted to do first, but that’s like describing what it feels to appreciate a painting to a full-blind person by describing how the cornea works. And sex isn’t just about the insertion, it’s a conversation in body language, informed by the context of the relationship and colored by taboos that inform preferences and boundaries. How am I supposed to explain that? Especially since I don’t enjoy anal myself, either giving or receiving.

I’m grateful my wife loves learning of the breadth of human experience almost as much as I do lol

I showed this to my wife and ended up trying to explain to her why some people enjoy anal. She still doesn’t get it. Apparently she doesn’t even get the eargasms from cleaning her ears with a q-tip, so i have nothing to compare it to for her

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed

Dumber is a stretch, but yes