Those of us paying for security. Not everyone lives outside of the US.

Yeah, we should pay for more security for POLITICIANS.

OMFuckingG.

His number kept changing as they always do with him. I heard 10 then 11 then 21 million, but never 100 million. I could be wrong.

Same here.

I know this isn’t the point but, exactly what papers are they expecting to see? Passport? Birth certificate?

Yup, kids should never be coerced into doing anything they don’t like. They know best.

Punch a teacher in the face, get a free banana. Sounds like a great deal for the kid. Maybe if he shoots his teacher he’ll get a “calming Nintendo”.

How exactly does one prepare for invasion?

I’ve given up hope of seeing ALL of the UNREDACTED Epstein files. Too many rich people in there.

Also a good point. Maybe Dolly Parton?

Sure it was. They just didn’t know that all three branches would be filled with psychotic criminals at the same time.

Yeah, you’re right.

I think they’re going to have to provide the compass.

Just a plain ring to minimize the size in my pocketses.

If only ONE of those 75% was Trump.

Sorry, this didn’t give me much hope. I live in the middle of a red area. “Competent leadership” is essentially science fiction. Of course, I don’t see much hope either way.

Damn it. I knew that too. Thanks for pointing it out.

Man, I don’t even own a gun.

I know right. By his logic I should be able to walk over to my neighbors house, pummel her and take her stuff because she’s weaker.

Denmark didn’t need to defend Greenland because it had the world’s most powerful ally defending it for them. I mean WTF?