There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

They would certainly lack a certain sophistication

Looks more like a laundry detergent bottle

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

Looks like this was generated

Damn, you’re right. I think I see pineapple on the pizza

Little?!

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

Swope

Still worth it to use swept typing though

You’ve peaked my interest

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

Puppy*

Evidenced by the “Baby on Board” stickers

https://www.americanaboogie.com/radio/

At least it’s not Plagiarini

Gonna paint our wagon
gonna paint it good
We ain’t braggin’
We’re gonna coat that wood!

Thanks for the recommendations! I deleted my original comment because I thought maybe it was too off topic. Silly me