I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Cracktal

Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…

I like to say "“Sorry, it’s my first day!” when I screw up at something that should be easy for me as a seasoned employee

You could be the 4th member!

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Holy Toledo!

Oh good, you can put chainsaws in the wrist holes

Portugal and whatever the fuck this is

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis