I love Bernie, but all his bills are so pie in the sky, they never have any chance of passing. He’s the great hope, that’s always dashed on the rocks. Unless we king him…

Hot garbage site does hot garbage stuff. Reddit makes it too easy to take dumps on itself.

No more wet sex.

Looks like a highschool party.

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.

*1000%

I just splooge in a tissue. Less messy.

Y2K finally happened.

I grab one or two of my cats and get to cuddling. I play ARK survival evolved, too. I love that game. I also go thrifting, found a VCR and a Nintendo 64 controller today. I’m watching Forrest Gump on the VCR it right now.

Used to. I realized that the worst that happens is that you pissed off some dickhead who writes bad words to you. You don’t get hurt or die or anything. It’s just some words.

Well yeah, the dummies don’t actually want to have a conversation, they just want to take a dump on the thing they think they don’t like. No need to verify when you got your poopy butthole ready.

We did it, Lemmee!

Source?

All 7 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers figures, the Dino Megazord, Dragonzord, and Titanus. Got a black Dino Megazord too.

I wouldn’t call their brand of Christianity, Christian. They’re idolators, they worship Trump, money, and guns. The praying to God is just a smokescreen.

Can wait till they secede from the union so we don’t have to pay for this shit. Lazy broke none state tax paying bastards need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

I got a late stage circumcision (I was 10). Cut is better.

The Amish pay their taxes.

If you want peace and safety, you need to participate in society. That means paying taxes and voting in elections. Too many people only did the paying taxes bit, and now our society’s fucked.

WH is a sit-down place. I need eat-in-my-car foods.