I did this and had some success with it during the semester, but when it came time for exams, we had to install anti-cheat software with the assistance of the university’s IT department. They realized that a VM is a pretty effective way around the software, so I had to take all my exams with a proctor staring at me.

My friend’s uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search “Linus Torvalds Rule 34” for a comprehensive overview.

It’s the only reason anybody watches any of his fights, but the dickweed keeps winning. Everything about this fight suggests that he’s gonna finally get his face caved in, but I’m not holding my breath.

Because it’ll get more people to open the article on the assumption that it’s an attractive young woman. Looking at pictures of attractive young women who are on trial for murder is an important first step when deciding (1) whether she did it, and (2) whether you can fix her.

WhAt DoEs A mOcKiNgBiRd SoUnD LiKe?

Need to print a few copies of this to stick on some headstones.

0/5

Former employee here.

God damn them all, I was told we’d sail the seas for American gold, we’d fire no guns, shed no tears.

Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier. Also, management will call you to work unpaid overtime. Stay away from this place!

Growing concerned

Uh oh, “growing concerned” might lead some of them to “feel uneasy” or even “have questions.” If Trump isn’t careful, one of them might even send a letter or request assurances that he’s learned his lesson and totally won’t do it again.

👉🍆🍆👉

I literally took this picture this morning. Here’s an uncropped version:

FaCtS dOn’T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.

I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I’m spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.

She’s so juvenile Epstein would have trafficked her.

The captain was Captain Brett Crozier of the USS Theodore Roosevelt. He was fired by the acting Secretary of the Navy, Thomas Moldy Modly. The fallout was so bad that his candy ass got relieved a few days later, but not before the ship had an infection rate of around 14% and at least a few deaths.

I wish someone would stick all these people on a big ship, disable all communications equipment on board, tug it to Point Nemo, and just let it drift around there.

Do you not?

I’m desperate to know what in the hell these two talk about every day.

Still probably runs Doom

I find this image to be an extraordinary convergence of decisions