This is old school YouTube like the Winnebago Man.

Well of course the war is in Vietnam and not Laos.

/s

Dolly is such a national treasure. The world desperately needs more people like her.

Consoles are a joke now.

I totally abandoned consoles in 2006 right before the release of the PS3 and never looked back. My shiny new 8800 GTX was a much better use of that cash.

20 years later and my gaming backlog spans decades. All of which are perfectly playable today.

The uneducated don’t ask questions or suspect they’re being taken advantage of. This is by design.

The Blue Brother

Tremor

Goodfella

One Wedding and a Funeral

Themla

The One Sense

The Mighty Duck

One Dollar Baby

Have you tried turning your stem cells off and back on again?

We in the West haven’t seen how bad it can get when the food supply is cut off. I hope I never do.

They pass some batshit legislation, but good on the land of fruits and nuts for going to bat for not killing games.

This happened to me. I was a pretty good kid; brainy too, but one history test kicked my ass. The teacher was the husband of my grandfather’s sister. A distant family cut me a break.

This phenomenon can continue into adulthood too.

However, after a certain point it’s not about the grades you make. It’s about the hands you shake.

Filth. I hope they die a long, slow, painful death.

My cynical side suspects there may have been enough dipshits throughout history who claimed a small patch of land as a “sovereign state” for a short while before losing it.

250 years. We had a good run, but no empire lasts forever. I’m sure the Greeks, Romans, Ottomans and Mongols thought they would be around forever too.

Didn’t the Bible say something about all nations turning against Israel right before the end of the world?

We’re making good strides in that direction. Let’s hurry up and see how it ends. I’ve had enough, TBH.

Well no shit. One of those things is actually useful.

Remember when competition was good for the consumer?

It still is, but it used to be too.

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