Just execute the homeless, grind them into feed for the poor and the problem solves itself.

Holy shit, it’s not that hard.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It could really use a line or two about cannibalism at the end to round it out.

It’s functional.

Maybe they don’t have to.

No, that would be silly.

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Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?

And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!

Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅

When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: “Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully.”

Sometimes I’ll reflect on this and think, “God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin’ cunt if I ever met one!”

I hope every release goes full Concord until they learn their lesson.

Ok, but how do you convince the actors to make sex noises without them suspecting they’re acting out a sex scene?

The beak is too dangerous; pull up, pull up!

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Cuppacabra

Just gonna climb the trunk and gently nibble on the balls as they sway in the breeze.