How I deal with all my problems.

Just fucking masturbate.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space needs no defending. It’s just a terrible great time.

“Though I may change, my heart does not, for I am but its reflection, and may that reflection be more true with every passing day”.

No clue where my brains pulling that one from, but it felt fitting. It feels like such a simple thing, the want to be accepted for who you really are, yet it brings a complex hurt when you realize how hard that can be to get.

Your average retail employee is not paid enough to give a shit. Just follow two simple rules: Don’t let management catch you, and don’t leave trash out. Those things end up making it our problem.

Can also be worth asking if there’s an unadvertised sample program. Like at my bakery, we have an option to buy cookies by the pound. I’m not supposed to bring up samples to customers, and they’re mainly supposed to be limited to kids, but if anyone asks me? Fuck yeah, which flavor you want? They’re mostly going to get tossed out anyway.

Sorry for being behind on replying.

So, one that I don’t really get why it grosses people out, but female opossum can stuff a decent chunk of their own face into their pouch. Like, double over and just get up in there. They keep it fairly clean, and can retrieve dead babies(more babies than nipples, some just fail to develop), sometimes snacking on them.

The reality of “playing dead” can get people. I have watched crowds blanche as we broke the illusion of them just “falling over”. They do fall over often, but it’s accompanied by voiding their stomach. They look and smell diseased when they do it. Never had one actually do it on stage, our ambassadors were heavily worked with before ever doing a public appearance, but just being able to give a first hand explanation got some fun reactions.

On the topic of opossum shit, this one is getting well known, but can still catch people off guard: They do feces recovery, like many species! Just handfuls of their own shit, shoveled on in. They also prefer to use a waterway as a bathroom, so they sometimes dip their tails to act as a catch for the feces. They’re just… They’re covered in it. Yet they are surprisingly clean animals!

Look, I just want to fuck spiders, not go to jail.

We can leave the children out of it.

Okay, but what if I want to fuck the spider form?

Opossum facts are a fun filter.

You can slowly get more and more gross, those who step away are weak and undeserving of your companionship.

Did you try any other stage arts, or did you fall into Burlesque from the start?

Sorry if you’ve answered this a thousand times, but as someone who very much understands loving the crowd interaction(community theatre, we were a lot less stuffy, especially during things like Rocky Horror), it makes me curious.

What a curious game. The only winning move is not to play.

The Absolute universe would kill it as an animated series. They’re doing some top tier work with those books.

Wonder Woman at the very least deserves it. It’s been great seeing her get more positive attention, and this incarnation of her character has been one of the best.

It can also depend on the meow.

I know the difference between chatty/playful meows and “I’m scared” meows for my lot. I’ll sleep through the first, but the second rips me out of my sleep. I can’t sleep for shit through thunderstorms anymore because one gets absolutely terrified and fearcries.

I don’t think Buddy needs the nicotine vape.

Get this poor boy some CBD chews. He is not comfortable with his new job.

The Orange Cream Coke is pretty good.

But if it comes down to that or Cherry-Vanilla, the orange gets the noose. I’m a slut for cherry-vanilla.

We’ll find out in Kingdom Hearts Ultimix Collection Vol 3, where what work was done will be stitched together into a 6-hour long movie.

Now? That shits been around in the kink community, down to having kennel recommendations for your pup, if you both swing that far.

I feel like this should be common sense, but goddamn does it come up often as fuck. If you’re going to a built-in bakery, like in a grocery store or Starbucks little bakery display, we don’t fully make 90% of that shit. It comes in pre-made. The shit we do put in the oven is mostly to warm it or just finish it off.

We most likely don’t even have the box to tell you exactly when the supplier baked it. We sell them that quickly. We just slap icing on.

We have to put out so much product in a day, on such tight timing, that if we had to mix and bake our own cakes and bread, we’d be constantly out. That is part of why our shit is cheaper than a high-end independent establishment.

Is this the step before or after being the age to want things to change, but old enough to be jaded?

I view it like the “discomforting uncle versus outright hateful aunt”. I still really don’t want to support him, but equally, fuck her, she’s out here on the fucking daily with her shit.

Plus, at this point, telling someone to pirate anything Rowling is like telling someone to breathe. You’re either doing it, or okay with the outcome of your actions.

Eh, it’s kinda down to personal perspective. In mine, absolutely a reasonable way to handle things if you love the art, but don’t feel morally comfortable supporting the artist.

I recommend people pirate Enders Game, because fuck Orson Scott Card.