Mr Reach

Ladies, Gentlemen, and things not contained by those terms.

I believe we have become too credible.

This sounds like an upgrade to me, sign me the fuck up.

Poor bastard.

Clunky, generic, with a dash of trying to copy trends?

My money’s on dead in 8 months.

This is roughly what we believe Leif Erickson did. He kinda beat everyone else in Europe to America.

Tesla rifle go brrr across 3 bugs curving around to my teammates.

The first time my friends and I stumbled upon them we took one look at the name, saw a member crossbow a squirrel and said “Yup, that’s PETA.”

After sitting uncomfortably for hours in my computer chair, standing up and stretching was better than sex. My wife took offense until she did the same thing.

Pretty good. It’s battlefield bad company 2 with a gameshow flavor.

This game had a launch peak of nearly 800. Not thousand, hundred. That’s all I need to know.

I threw up in my mouth.