Oh nice! I caught your day 2 picture this morning while browsing All on my main account’s server at work and I couldn’t comment then because I don’t remember my porn account password. It’s a good thing no customers walked in, I was tenting my pants pretty hard. Now I get home and fire up my porn account to tell you that, and I find an even sexier picture of you. Your nipples look every bit as suckable as I’d imagined from the sneak peak in the previous picture. I’m glad there weren’t any negative comments this time. I think making a game of it really ups the anticipation.

I’m not going to hold my breath for them to reply that it actually doesn’t. I assume they’re referring to the idea that if you’re opposed to Israel’s genocide of the Palestinian people, then you therefore support Hamas terrorist attacks, as if there is no middle ground between “let the terrorists do whatever they want” and "just bomb their hospitals and gun down fleeing civilians.’

I sometimes think it would be kinda nice to have a bigger penis, but then I remember things like this and think, nah, average is good.

Yeah, I think I misremebered that one. It’s been some years since I heard my coworker at the time rant about how cheesesteaks made other ways might taste good, but they’re not Philly cheesesteaks anymore and please stop calling them that.

So, will native Philidephians be more upset that someone put cheese steak on a cheesecake, or that you called it a ‘Philly’ when it is adulterated with peppers and missing one of the two acceptable [traditional] cheeses (American [Provolone] or whizz)? Place your bets and hopefully a real Philadelphian can let us know which is more upsetting. I’m betting on the latter, but not heavily.

I wouldn’t ever order it off of a menu, but if it was served at a party, I would absolutely try a small slice.

4th from the left.

My hero.

Boing: Fuck it! We’ll do it live!

I do exactly this with chips and salsa.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see the EU require M$ to remove the artificial requirements and let 10 users on older hardware update.

That would be a dream.

I don’t think anyone’s upset she lived, but there have been a lot of cases where officer’s inability to aim have added a lot of casualties from hitting random people in their field of fire.

Might be an issue with how you are browsing. I’m viewing through the Connect app and I only see a still image. Which is weird because some animated posts work just fine.

If I take the post title literally, 3 or 1 look the most qualified to mystically bestow a sword on a rightful king. However, if the title is the euphemism I assume it is, then 5 would be my first pick.

Short red or blue for me.