Depression? You can have some of mine, I have more than enough for everyone.

But certainly not the last time anyone will laugh at Rob Schneider.

Do I care that it’s happening? No. Do I enjoy hearing about Musk’s toys being broken? Absolutely.

All the while pushing ridiculous RTO agendas.

Barbie shoots dogs? TIL

Yeah but my signature would be really boring if I hadn’t learned it. But also fuck you Miss. Merrell you crotchety old bag. 

Fitbod.

Do you like fish sticks?

That’s a lot of Seamen.

This might just be me but every post in my feed is marked as NSFW including post that shouldn’t be marked as NSFW.

So now I will have the opportunity to pay for ads versus seeing them for free, nice!

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I am already looking forward to the reboot where Skeletor is played by Joaquin Phoenix.

That’s a fair point.

Is it worth the hype that Apple and cell carriers are throwing at it? Not really, but do I, as a user, enjoy a lot of the new features? For sure.
Double tap to type to Siri is great, and access to ChatGPT for answers Siri doesn’t know is much better than, “I couldn’t find the answer. Would you like me to search the internet?” And as a person with slight dyslexia and ADHD, Proofread is a fucking god send.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Beautiful. Just. Beautiful.

I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.