I wish I could text my cat

I’m a big fan!

Or better yet just carry a gun around. Nobody will bat an eye.

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Donald McTrump

It amazes me how many people still think Jesus was born 25th December. I always hear it on the radio “happy birthday Jesus” and I just think, how stupid are you?

I live in the UK. Things aren’t great here either ATM

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WARNING possible criminal

Not just old dudes. No wonder women don’t want to be friends with us…

If you do find out please let me know

Really depends on how damaged. I once bought a tub of Ben and Jerry’s from a local shop (interestingly and unrelated also a drug front), got home and noticed the plastic film wasn’t wrapped around to secure the lid. Thought nothing of it, opened it and someone had eaten a mouth full of it and must have put it back on the shelf. Doubt they were carrying a spoon with them so can only assumed they scooped it out with their hands. Put me off ice cream for awhile

Wow this takes me back!

Fake fedora ftw! (Preferably KDE but that’s my personal choice)

Windows 8, ew

Pure genius from the almighty himself! I’ll quit my job now while I’m ahead (not on my mortgage). /s

Teach me wise one

Cost of living rising but wages don’t match

Hey me too!

And he’s driving a fucking Tesla that’s brilliant!

I’ve always seen chavs as the tracksuit wearing, loads of kids, living off smokes, scratch cards and pot Noddles that sit around soaking up benefits. I know that nay not be the proper definition of chav but I’m not sure what else to call them

With the exception of tick-tock