MattBlackAlien

On April 20, right ?

Blim the Pixie from AWOL ?

Do you mean as a synonym for ‘recorded’ ? If so, then in my experience they don’t.

Trebonianus is a much more challenging wank.

How fucking old are you people ?
(About the same amount as me, I guess).

Also, if you wait until next time, the safe will cost #600.

70 is a good run

70 must seem impossibly far off to you !

“You wouldn’t steal a handbag. You wouldn’t steal a car. You wouldn’t steal a baby. You wouldn’t shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences.”

Everyone is stealing The Verge.

Also Gareth Williams, an MI6 analyst, who allegedly died after padlocking himself into a holdall. From the outside.

You can generally replace the word ‘economy’ with ‘rich people’s yachts’ -

"Trump claims ‘a lot of people don’t see’ that America has ‘the greatest rich people’s yachts right now’ .

Yep - still works.

You need to be as precise as your resolution, otherwise the precision is meaningless. I guess you could argue that your resolution is units of half-billion (since some things are measured like that), but the initial value of 0.1B, and your use of 0.5 rather than ‘half’ suggests a resolution of 0.1B.

This is different to the aphorism ‘The difference between a million and a billion is about a billion’, both because of the difference in scale, and the quoted resolution.

It’s exactly 11.4 billion, really.

In France: s/if/how

Sorry to tell you this, but if she was anything like our cat was with rabbits - she eat them.

‘Toast on Toast’ read by Steven Toast.

Geddit is one.

See also “Safety not guaranteed”.

They’re right. Period.