“Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?”

Stuxnet

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Do you remember Thunderhead?

If you add --skiplauncher to the launch options it skips the launcher and boots straight to the game. That might solve your problem.

Baldur Gate? I typically leave it closed and go the long way around to Undead Parish.

Just a regular sword for me. I’ll provide my own hands.